They won't admit it, but SOHO DUKES are having a whale of a time. For a start, they should all probably be in prison. Alarmingly, though, they're still very much at large, and using the same pubs and bus stops as you and me.
And, no. There's nothing you can do about it. I've checked.
SOHO DUKES actually started life as a nineteenth century drinking club, when - on a lengthy crawl around the taverns of London's West End - Bomber (bass) and JB (vocals n' that) crossed the weaving paths of COL 'THE DUKE' FOSTER (rhythm guitar) and AGE BLACKWELL (drums).
Sadly, the steady rise of beer prices and the admission of two more worthy members to the club - SI LEACH (lead guitar) and the enigmatic SWERVE (keys) - increased the cost of a round to unsustainable levels. A change was needed. Col threw a guitar strap over his shoulder and the band was born.
And, no. There's still nothing you can do about it. I've checked that too.
The Dukes have recorded two magnificent albums , 'BAR FIGHTS & TUPPENNY UPRIGHTS' in 2021 and, very recently, 'GOLDEN AGE OF THE BARBER'S CHAIR'.
Glowing reviews of both the albums and the Dukes' boisterous live gigs have drawn comparisons with Rolling Stones, Small Faces, Heavy Metal Kids, Mott The Hoople, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, even the Sex Pistols. Such a varied list suggests there's something truly original going on here. So why not grab yourself an earful and join the fun. What's the worst that can happen?
Don't answer that.